December 2011
1 post
November 2011
2 posts
My Shit Tumblr.: Scrooged →
simwisesucks:
So I’m sat at my grandparents going through my accounts from the past few years realising that I earn minus money and will probably be homeless in two months, which you know, is a nice thought coming towards Christmas. Not that I’m trying to inspire sympathy. Oh no, I can’t stand when people give…
Every word of ^this^ is reads like she stole it from my tiny mind.
October 2011
3 posts
September 2011
1 post
The prettier the girl is, the more insane she is.
When my nephew is old enough, ^that^ will be the first piece of advice I give him.
August 2011
5 posts
lauren peralta: Everyone mocking the intensity of... →
laurenperalta:
I keep seeing people saying that Irene was “nothing” and that the media over-dramatized the storm. That all they were trying to do was scare us. I keep seeing people saying that the mandatory evacuations were pointless.
Listen up, you bunch of moronic idiots. No one anticipated the tremendous…
Can’t add anything to that really.
1 tag
Men.
adreenaangela:
No, I don’t want to ‘have fun’ with you. Just because all I am clearly worth to you is a fuck doesn’t mean that its my duty to open my legs for every man that feels like an easy lay. That doesn’t sound like much ‘fun’ for me.
If that’s what you want then I wish you the best, but please leave me to get on with holding out for someone who actually gives a fuck, however long that...
July 2011
11 posts
adreenaangela:
Playing dress up for a fetish shoot in the Breathless store today. I’m going to be like a kinky kid in a candy store…
Ugh. I can’t even… I have lost days of my life with cute girls trying stuff on in Breathless.
Hattie Watson: I really don’t understand people... →
hattiewatson:
I really don’t understand people and their relationships that break up get back together like 3-4 times or more. Why break up? Why get back together if you do break up? If it’s enough for you to break up with them then stay out of it otherwise don’t break up and try to work on your relationship….
Lots and lots of ^that^. Break ups happen. Sometimes they happen for stupid,...
ah the joys of … a boob thats trying to kill me.
I had a nightmare about that once…
Tumblr says its "national kissing day" like 7...
blinkuntilyousleepaway:
Am I the only one who’s noticed this?
Wow… it’s almost like there’s more than one nation…
June 2011
4 posts
Thinking too much to sleep
adreenaangela:
And going kind of out of my mind.
This sums up my entire world.
Watch
ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED.
Interestingly, I make almost identical noises when I’m tickled.
☨ Je suis ce que je fuis ☨: Go to Wikipedia and... →
everyonedies:
cassket:
sicksugar:
yeahiwasintheshit:
gravyholocaust:
mindsize:
nest7:
constantlyintransition:
percepto:
kittykittybangbang:
littleorphanammo:
lottiebites
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (season 6)
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All-Ireland Senior Hurling Championship Sounds about right…
May 2011
2 posts
"A real woman has curves"
thetroubleilove:
really? last time I checked a real woman has a vagina.
Even that’s not a certain. In mammals, the determining factor of being female is having two X sex chromosomes. Unfortunately, as soon as there’s clothes involved that’s even harder to spot than a vulva - so boobs and bums seems like a reasonable way to go if you’re in a bind.
Paradisaea Decora | Sacré Coeur: Can't believe I'm... →
paradisaea:
… what the fucking fucking fucking fuck is SWAG?!
No, I don’t watch TV. No, I don’t listen to the radio. No, I do not keep up with popular culture. Yes, most of my favourite musicians are dead. So yes, pop-culturally speaking, I guess you could say my head is in the sand… if ‘in the sand’…
It’s used as an abbreviated form of ‘swagger’ - as in, walking like...
April 2011
3 posts
January 2011
1 post
Let's be freaks...: ...I didn't even pick up on... →
jonathandiener:
Albert Einstein is in no way Christian haha.
He’s one of the most famous men in Jewish history. He would never say “Yes, I’m Christian”
I could post something like G-O-D spelled backwards is D-O-G, so maybe DOGS really are what we should believe in! If it’s convincing and…
Actually, this whole thing is bunk. Einstein’s parents were Jewish but non-practising, and...
September 2010
1 post
Article informing everyone that Paramore actually... →
yelyahwilliams:
This, my friends, is what’s wrong with the music business. It’s not that I don’t shoot whipped cream out of my bra. It’s the fact that anyone had to do it in the first place. So thank you, dear journalist, for writing this article. Now, everyone knows that what is important to us are the songs we write and people we write them for.
If this article was in a tabloid paper, the...
August 2010
2 posts
June 2010
3 posts
Someone tell me what friendship even means these... →
Someone tell me what friendship even means these days? I have so many things to say about this subject I don’t know where to start.. well let me start by saying two things.
- I am a good human being, but I am a human being never the less.
- Humans make mistakes, and you need to let them do so.
I don’t understand people these days who walk out of your life because you behaved in a way they...
FuckYeahGodsGirls: Just a note.. →
this has nothing to do with godsgirls, porn, or hot women. But I have to say that when you put “21 years sober” in your profile that is so insulting. Just because you have had the priveledge to live to 21 and not become addicted to or use a substance does not make you noble. Calling yourself…
This is, without a doubt, one of the most hilariously ridiculous things I’ve read in a...
July 2009
4 posts
Epiphany?
I don’t believe in fate or anything like that. Coincidence is exactly that - a chance occurance of something that relates to something you already know or have experienced. The human brain is designed to look for patterns, so when we see something, our brain searches for similar experiences and if it finds one close enough, we get that warm sense of familiarity that makes us feel...
The Memory of... One of Those Things What Forgets...
In a perfect microcosmic example of modern society, yesterday I was really angry about something and was going to facelessly write all about it on the interwebs… but I’ve completely forgotten what it was. Which also makes me angry. Still, I’m not going to rant about my own stupidity making me angry - mostly because that be stupid, which would make me angry, which would start a...
Another Mild Annoyance
Shit happens. I am well aware of this, for it has happened to both me and the people I know on many an occassion. So when something rubbish happens, I generally go “bah, that’s a bit rubbish” and then move on to something less rubbish. I don’t dwell on things - my attention span isn’t long enou:-
What am I getting at with my unnecessarily wordy ramblings? My ex-...
New Beginnings →
June 2009
6 posts
On a Vaguely Related Note...
… I got stuck listening to one of my housemates talk (read: lie badly) about having a threesome earlier, and I’ve finally had enough of the terrible grammar people use in association with said act. So, just for you, here are some helpful hints:
If you have sex with two other people at once, you HAVE NOT partaken in a Ménage à trois. In fact, you can’t have a Ménage à trois...
Hot Weather and a Small Truth
It’s too damn hot. Even outside in the shade of the garden it’s too warm for me - but in my room, with it’s one stupid tiny window and computer currently running most of the time, it’s unbearable… I’m sitting here, half-nekkid, doing NOTHING and sweating. Ugh. Fortunately, blasting Unsane very loudly into my face is helping a bit. They were made for this...
Grr...
I’d written out a huge entry, partly about my computer being fucked, and then it crashed… fuck it.
So yeah - I’ve had to do a clean install of Windows for the first time in 8-9 years. It hurts… I have so many little programs and odd settings that I can’t find now. I’m also having to try and find all my VSTs etc. (around 600 in total), which is a fucking...
Lazy: Most Half-Arsed of the Dwarves
Ugh… I have things to do - things I enjoy doing - and yet have no will to do them…
Boo, hiss, and so on.
On the plus side, Dan (the Romanian one) is heading over tomorrow reasonably early, which means a) I have to get up and b) part of the stuff I have to do will get done.
Also, Dan (the Jewish one) is in Norwich, which gives me added impetus to get the Orchid Fixation stuff...
May 2009
4 posts
List
I feel… bleeaurgh. Recent events have made me evaluate things - and being a sciencey type, evaluating means bullet points:
Lied about (which nearly cost £600)
Attacked
Had my kitten sold after I found her a home
Had some of my belongings sold (but only after I’d mentioned I wanted them)
Lied about some more
Had my design portfolio stolen (which got someone else a job)
Got lots...